General cowardice. With moments of crazy bravery.:... →
eyes-iced-over: scottpilgrim64: bludhavenbird: The most original one I’ve seen in a while. bonestobones: Whats your middle name? How big is your bed? What are you listening to right now? What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? What was the last thing you… Bring it on, peeps! Gimme loads!
I want cuddles. And hugs.
Havin’ a Claire-type day.
Because I am playing Scrabble.
eight-for-you-honey: turbogay: naturevalleybar: Remember when you could watch a video without that fuckin commercial Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO Remember when all the info was to the right of the video? Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars? Remember the famous yellow subscribe button? Remember when the users controlled the site...
Christina H considers Celiac to be "trendy",... →
cosuman: eight-for-you-honey: Um… As a reader of Cracked, why would you take anything they say to be sound medical advice? I love Cracked. They are full of fun, zany, outside the box thinking. But they are not a source of medical information. oh I’m aware of that, but they were saying that somewhat seriously and being somewhat “uunnngh, only the mainstream assholes would think otherwise” ...
Good News/Bad News
The good news is that I get to leave early because it’s too slow to need four people, but not so early that I don’t get my half-hour break. The bad news is that the B-100 vitamin is only getting me halfway to feeling functional, and caffeine is just making me jittery and impatient/irritable. So all in all, still positive, but the next hour and a half could get interesting.
I am so wiped out last night…you see! I combined the first two sentences. Stayed up until 12:30, and before that there was no way I was falling asleep. Woke up at 4 for work. I don’t think I ended up really sleeping before 1 though. Right now I feel more drunk than I do when I’m actually drunk. And let’s hope I don’t overdo the caffeine and sugar, because then...
60 Awesome Portraits Of Gay Couples Just Married... →
bigbigtruck: oh oh oh In case you guys hadn’t figured it out I am a huge sucker for folks in love and an even huger sucker for old folks in love So many adorable ones…but 28 is my favorite. FTW.
globalstreetfashion liked your post: Wearin’ the kilt today This just made my day.
As my hydration and blood sugar levels decrease, so decreases the amount of abuse I’ll take from a customer.
Wearin' the kilt today
When I was walking to the bus stop, a red pickup with two different kinds of American flag passed by, and the two occupants just stared at me. It was hilarious, and also very fortunate that nobody stopped short in front of them, because they would NOT have seen it.
The words "Excessive Heat Warning" just make me...
This polar bear does not handle the heat well. Maybe if they gave me a pool like the ones in the Bronx Zoo get. I don’t even want to leave the house, much less go to work. Also worried about joneko and her dad on a day like this. Please be careful!
A customer called my job glamorous yesterday.
I was pretty stunned. Enough that I couldn’t keep myself from laughing out loud. I think she may have been offended, which wasn’t my intent, but…really? I mean, yes, I try to put on a bit of a show for people when I’m on bar, entertain a little when I have the spare attention and time, but…does she think I get applause? Does she think I don’t have to...
demonbunny4: mcdevinpants asked: When did you make this and follow me? Because I do NOT remember seeing the notification. I would’ve followed you on the spot! I just came across you on my followers list one day! It was pretty recently! Daddy hasn’t started following me either… I don’t think, anyway. I just wanted to try to keep up with you guys! I’m glad you found me, though!...
Need help with a practical joke
gravyholocaust: When the space shuttle arrives back on Earth, we all need to be dressed up in ape costumes. We need everyone in America to do it or it won’t work. Pass it on.
pikabunny44 asked: What flavor of jello would you fill your swimming pool with?
Everyone seems to think I’m very ladylike. That I’m very cultured and...– Helena Bonham Carter - Quote 4 (via aziza-khan)
I miss you too. I has a skype, and I shall gives it to you in an ask. It’s been so long since I opened the damn thing up, there’s a 2.5 difference in the version number. I was running 2.7, but it still remembered my username, which is excellent, because I didn’t. That picture is adorable. Hugs and noms, Devin P.S. Ceiling Cat only knows my password. I may have to guess a...
Guys, hey guys
I just came across burdge, (courtesy of Rei (thank you for that)), and she’s watching Doctor Who, and she’s with Donna, and I wanna go back and watch all of Tennant’s run all over again.
Cake or Death?
CAN WE PLEASE NOT MAKE IT THIS INTERESTING?!
Wombat couldn't go a game without scoring! That'd...
I may need to get a FIFA video game to learn some...
Or maybe if MLS gets one…