Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of…
for all the emphasis some public health authorities have put into trying to get everyone to quit smoking, trying to find any actual information about, say, nicotine patches sure turns up a whole lotta nothing. just small press articles going “nah doesn’t work” and a zillion tiny forums where the posters can’t agree on anything.
smoking is harder to quit than heroin, you assholes. the least you could do is find out whether the reason patches supposedly don’t work is because their recommended schedule is too short. :/
at least i managed to confirm that NOBODY can get the freakin things to stay on. i’m wearing a stylish armlet of purple electrical tape rn. :D
If you’re having a problem with getting them to stay on, you can go to a pharmacy and get a kind of self-adhesive wrap that sticks to itself instead of your skin, the same kind that they put on when you give blood, and you might even be able to reuse it. You could also try a short ace bandage. Electrical tape or other adhesives will be hell on your skin after a few uses.
the greatest conundrum in life is whether or not the adorableness of a kitten gently reaching up touch your face outweighs the fact that those tiny cute paws were walking in the litterbox 30 seconds ago
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
thank u science side
Unless of course you interpret balls a little more loosely than just testicles, in which case that gets a hell of a lot older, given that gravity has been pulling spatial bodies into spheroids for as long as there’s been gravity…