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I guess it’s time for another of these
thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day:  In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …
The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.
[gawker]

I’m just gonna leave this here. 

thedailywhat:

False Alarm of the Day:  In light of an explosion of news stories about cannibalism over the past week, the Centers for Disease Control have issued a statement reassuring us that zombies are not real, and we can go about our business without fear of a zombie apocalypse. People eating each other’s body parts due to the effects of synthetic drugs, on the other hand …

The CDC told the Huffington Post that “CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”

Well, that’s reassuring, coming from the same agency that has a detailed webpage about zombie apocalypse preparedness.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my bunker.

[gawker]

I’m just gonna leave this here. 

Hey Guys, I Could Really Use Commissions Right Now.

jekoh:

Between holidays and the supervisor being sick (meaning the youth program I work at was closed) and my being sick with the same thing, my last paycheck is…abysmal.  I may not make $600 this month, and rent and utilities is almost $500 (thank you, random heating bill why are you refilling propane in this weather), not counting any other bills or expenses.  There’s a little bit of padding in my checking account, but that’s been heavily depleted by teacher certification fees ($120 for fingerprinting, for example) and I just found out that next month the program is going to be closed for a week.  Luckily I don’t have to worry about food.

I need to make up some of that money in freelance work.  I’m only just starting out with Under Fire, which has been updating a little sporadically this month due to technical/personal issues, so I don’t have a lot of social capital when it comes to art and comics, but if you could pass this along to someone who might like some art or consider commissioning something yourself I’d be really grateful.

Art and prices below; I also do crafts (origami, collage, keepsake boxes), minicomics, small costume wings…just message me here or at the studio email, bombshellcatstudio@gmail.com — with “Jone” somewhere in the subject line — for more information about anything.  More work is at the portfolio site.  I do couples, shounen ai, shoujo ai…I can do suggestive but not full-on yaoi/yuri/het. Realistic, anime/manga, comic styles.  Kids’ work.  Whatever.

Inked and colored chibis, $5

   

(b&w example of variety)

Postcard-sized art, full color, $8

 

Full-size sketch with color, $15-35 (depending on complexity)

Small costume wings (real feathers, handmade), $35

Yes please! I strongly recommend taking her up on this. 

homoerotics:

aforaffort:

homoerotics:

aforaffort:

hey, just a reminder to you that your favourite food exists

I mean

how great is that? 

YES IT EXISTS

BUT I LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE I CAN NEVER GET IT OR BUY THE INGREDIENTS TO PRODUCE IT MYSELF

You can’t get…

Not only that, but it’s fairly easy to obtain (at least have friends ship to you) spices that take burgers from good to AMAZING. I am also willing to make a quick tutorial video via webcam on tips to make burgers easy and delicious.

I’M SO FUCKING PISSED OF FNOW WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING STUPID!?!!?!!

misterjmasters:

ginsengteacat:

How the fuck can you FUCKS think its OK to have sex for fun and go around getting drunk just because you “work hard”.

Seriously have some self respect and put value into OTHER shit besides fucking drinking and getting high. Your all so fucking stupid and nothing but sheep and yet you call me the fucking stupid one and tell ME that I should go die.

And yet MY hobby of anime and Japan is considered laughable and you are all so fucking glorified in drinking and sexing. >____<!!!!

Since when do you get a say in what goes in my body?

Hold on. I know this isn’t the point, but…when did Japan stop being a country and start being a hobby?

jekoh:

mcdevinpants:

bellatrixissexy:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:


Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.
Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.
WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.  

Reblogging for the commentary.  

I’m proud to say I noticed this. I noticed it the second time through, but I did notice it on my own. I also really want to know if anybody knows if that’s a real place, because I absolutely want to go there. Because shawarma = delicious, and I’m always up for trying a new place, especially one recommended by the Avengers.

Devin, any word on this?

Yes, but it&#8217;s in LA.

jekoh:

mcdevinpants:

bellatrixissexy:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?


Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.

Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.

WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.  

Reblogging for the commentary.  

I’m proud to say I noticed this. I noticed it the second time through, but I did notice it on my own. I also really want to know if anybody knows if that’s a real place, because I absolutely want to go there. Because shawarma = delicious, and I’m always up for trying a new place, especially one recommended by the Avengers.

Devin, any word on this?

Yes, but it’s in LA.

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.
(via)


Okay, most of them didn&#8217;t surprise me. Least of all any southern state on the list, I&#8217;m almost surprised there aren&#8217;t more southern states there. Maryland surprised me, but Pennsylvania blew me away. REALLY, Pennsylvania? Screw you too.

motherjones:

We learned something new today. Er.

(via)

Okay, most of them didn’t surprise me. Least of all any southern state on the list, I’m almost surprised there aren’t more southern states there. Maryland surprised me, but Pennsylvania blew me away. REALLY, Pennsylvania? Screw you too.

wayward-saints:

akfung:

Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan

stop im crying!

I hereby propose that every Marine (and heck, why not, everyone serving overseas) immediately be given a kitten.

bellatrixissexy:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:


Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?
Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.
Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.
WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.  

Reblogging for the commentary.  

I&#8217;m proud to say I noticed this. I noticed it the second time through, but I did notice it on my own. I also really want to know if anybody knows if that&#8217;s a real place, because I absolutely want to go there. Because shawarma = delicious, and I&#8217;m always up for trying a new place, especially one recommended by the Avengers.

bellatrixissexy:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?


Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.

Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.

WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.  

Reblogging for the commentary.  

I’m proud to say I noticed this. I noticed it the second time through, but I did notice it on my own. I also really want to know if anybody knows if that’s a real place, because I absolutely want to go there. Because shawarma = delicious, and I’m always up for trying a new place, especially one recommended by the Avengers.

hisnamewasbeanni:

I mean, I won’t deduct marks for it, but I won’t pretend like its ok either.

I did let the “goes nicely with the orange curtains” slide, though. Nothing goes nicely with orange curtains.

INDEED.

hisnamewasbeanni:

I mean, I won’t deduct marks for it, but I won’t pretend like its ok either.

I did let the “goes nicely with the orange curtains” slide, though.
Nothing goes nicely with orange curtains.

INDEED.